Intern Timmy’s Poems – The Euro 2016 England Squad in Full

by Timmy the Intern
The Euro 2016 England Squad in Full

Joe Hart’s in at number one, the man who plays in goal.
Fraser Forster is the backup, what a patient soul.
Kyle Walker’s number 2, the ball sticks to his laces,
As with Gary Cahill who played with Terry the racist.
Danny Rose rose to the top he’s in at number 3.
Ross Barkley’s also made the squad, will he do well? Let’s see.
John Stones, Barkley’s team mate will play in at the back.
James Milner is the number 4, linking midfield and attack.
Chris Smalling, be the big man on the Euro stage,
Wayne Rooney now the captain, with his advancing age.
Jordan Henderson is there, he plays just like a farmer.
Lallana is our number eight, so no more llama drama.
Raheem plays at number seven and he cost a lot of Sterling.
How many of those top-notch shots will Harry Kane curl in?
Jamie Vardy is eleven. Let’s hope he’s got his scoring boots on.
Nathaniel Clyne can bring the pace, more than just a soupçon.
Daniel Sturridge is back fit to tear apart defences
While Eric Dier, Kane’s team mate, could be feeling pensive.
Jack Wilshere and Dele Alli can really find a pass,
and Ryan Bertrand’s great if he’s not tripped up on his arse.
Tom Heaton is third goalie, but we’re glad he’s going
and finally there’s Rashford, 2016’s Michael Owen.


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