Birds Destroy Historic Pier

Placeholder ImageBemused onlookers in a Shishishire town awoke to an unnatural scene of natural destruction earlier today, as a flock of sea birds had reduced the walkway of their Victorian pier to splinters. Witnesses are quoted as saying,”bloody hell, have you seen this Doris”, and, “Jesus Christ”.  As the birds finish their calamitous carpentry the rest of the structure looks as though it too may be destroyed.

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